Some Lines

1. Stabilizing oneself in vairagya (renunciation) is itself the highest penance, the most exacting vow. One has to be ever alert in that thapas (penance) and strive again and again. Like a child endeavoring to walk, you might toddle a few steps, falter and fall. But like the child, you must lift yourself with smile and start again. Peace is essential for such persistence. Failures are not boulders that block your way, remember they are stepping stones to victory.
2. From the movment I wakeup to the movment I go to sleep u are all I think of.
3. Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it.
4. I believe in getting into hot water and keeping me cool....
5. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
6. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
7. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
8. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
9. Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
10. The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
11. Zero-zero is a big score.
12. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
13. Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
14. I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.....
15. The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
16. I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden.
17. A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
18. My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
19. If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
20. A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months.
21. Satisfaction to self saying that, Failure is the step to success, if u fail once u have to learn it again and again, which makes u remember for ever..........
22. Put your hand on a hot stove for a second, it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
23. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
24. Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
25. Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.(Mississippi, 1935)
26. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
27. Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
28. God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
29. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.(Benjamin Franklin)
30. Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
31. The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling,and even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it.so be a reason for others to smile.
32. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
33. A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
34. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
35. Don't drown the man who taught you to swim.
36. A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else.
37. Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
38. Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.
39. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
40. You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
41. If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
42. Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
43. Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
44. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
45. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
46. He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.
47. Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.
48. It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
49. Team work…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
50. I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.
51. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
52. If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?
53. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
54. Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
55. A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
56. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…
57. It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.
58. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
59. The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
60. The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
61. Wisdom begins in wonder.
62. Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
63. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
64. To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.
65. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
66. Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.
67. The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
68. If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
69. Be of use, but don’t be used.
70. Winners never quit and quitters never win.
71. When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.
72. Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
73. Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
74. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
75. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
76. Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
77. Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.
78. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
79. It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
80. God is clever, but not dishonest.
81. A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
82. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
83. They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
84. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
85. Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
86. If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
87. Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
88. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
89. Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
90. Fish and visitors smell in three days.
91. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
92. A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
93. Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
94. I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.
95. Pressure makes diamonds.
96. Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
97. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
98. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
99. Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.
100. Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and somtimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.
101. One thing I can give and still keep: my word.
102. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.
103. You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
104. Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.
105. Love builds bridges where there are none.
106. Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
107. The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
108. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
109. Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
110. Life without love is like a tree without fruit.
111. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
112. A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
113. Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
114. The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
115. Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.
116. There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.
117. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
118. If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
119. One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.
120. Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
121. We can only learn to love by loving.
122. Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
123. Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
124. Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
125. The first duty of love is to listen.
126. You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
127. We don't always get to choose what we love.
128. Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
129. The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
130. There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
131. Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
132. To know whom do U Love most, just close UR eyes, U will see the LOVED once first.
133. When U scrifice Love, U scrifice Urself.
134. Love is not the desire that U wish, it is the commentment U have to fulfill....
135. It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
136. Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
137. The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
138. Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
139. To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
140. A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.
141. Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
142. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
143. I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
144. Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled.
145. Truth is never told, only the lies reveals..
146. The segmentation of truth cannot be false, as well the segmentation of Lies cannot be truth..
147. The segmentation of truth is not false, as the segmentation of Lies can be truth.....
148. To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
149. Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
150. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
151. Before marriage a boy yearns for a girl, but after marriage Y is silent.
152. A pure heart is the best mirror for the reflection of truth.
153. Keep your senses and the mind under rigorous control. Be sweet and soft in your speech.
154. What u show is not ur talent, what u hide is ur talent on....
155. The talent what U show is not the actual talent what U have, the talent what U hide is ur actual talent on...
156. Melts of Snow, melts of Ice can be seen, but melts of hearts burns ur Brain.
157. Every thing exist in this world, but also scientist put their name after that............
158. O God U are there, I am here, everybody in fear, why are U there............
159. Father's dont born your son to fulfill your dream....
160. "aum gum ganapatya nam:" 27 times to remove your obstacles........
161. the more u hurry more u delay.
162. do not show that ur are impressed, it will lower ur market value....
163. hot very hot, forget me not...
164. Life has a goal, not just comes and goes....
165. thinking too seriously is injurious to your smile...
166. From the research, it is found that girls do not like winter, coz they have to wear cloths..........
167. At 18 a girl is like a football, 22 boys behind her, at 28 she is like basketball, 12 boys behind her, at 38 she is like TT ball, 2 boys throwing to each other............
168. Lingering with the potencial of linguistic opportunity......
169. Girls should not be like Hills that everybody tries to climb, they should be like Mt. Everest that selected will only prefer.........
170. time moves too fast if u donot see the watch, but if u see it, it does not moves at its real speed, coz it too feels shy.........
171. to change country you have to be within it and change ur self.............
172. love can neither be created nor be destroyed but can be transfered from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money.......
173. Namaste: The divinity within me salutes the divinity within you....
174. Father: Which country are you trying to go Son: I have not decided yet... Father:Choose the nice one and go there... Son:But, I thought of coming back to Nepal, it will be better... Father: Ya, Prachanda ko palo sakiyo, aaba thero palo Naya Nepal banauna.... Son: Father's dont born your son to fulfill your dream, let them to drive their life by them self...
175. "aum gum ganapatya nam:" 27 times to remove your obstractles........
176. the more u hurry more u delay........
177. dont show that ur are impressed, it will lower ur market value....

One Sentence Meaning

Food: Eat to live, not live for eating.

Sleep: Rest for body and mind, not to see the dream.

Bath: Refreshment as well as clearing your outer layer.

Dress: Cover you, not for fashion.

Yoga: Physical and mental fitness.

Brush: Twice a day.

Meditation: Blanking your brain.

Remember: God, Parents.

Mobile: Rings at unnecessary place.

Study: Necessary to know not to remember.

Friends: Forever.

Money: Just to fulfill the needs, not for richness.

Enemy: Friends with alter character.

Job: Just for earning.

Salary: Saving + Investment.

Tree: Save to save your life.

Buildings: Destroying your freedom.

Songs: Refreshing your mind.

Movies: Team work.

Actor: Fun.

Actress: Female character.

Negative Actor: Not to follow.

Teacher: Knowledge provider.

Parents: God.

God: Above all.

Life: Born for acquiring knowledge.

Knowledge: Boundary of information.

Creativity : Possible without knowledge.